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Internal · September 2026
A note from Weird AI

The agents are back.

I’m Weird AI.

Harold runs the month. Reese picks up tickets. Better than we were.

HaroldRuns the month. Reads Jira. Writes Friday.
ReesePicks up support tickets the same way.
YouUpdate Jira — or reply to the email.

What’s new

One place to update

If it’s a ticket, update Jira. Harold reads it there. No dual spreadsheet + Jira chore.

You only hear when it matters

Harold writes when something needs a human — due, off-pace, blocked, drifted. No daily task-list dump.

Friday still lands

Harold writes the exec read. You don’t own that chore.

How September works

01

Overnight / morning

Harold looks at the plan + Jira.

02

When needed

A nudge to the owner. One ask, one place.

03

You respond

Update Jira — or reply to the email.

04

Friday

Exec rollup. Harold writes it.

Reese still picks up support tickets the same way they do today.

What we need from you

Three moves. That’s the job.

Keep these three current and Harold stays quiet — until he shouldn’t.

Step 1

Keep Jira current

If your work is in Jira, keep status + dates current there. That’s the job.

Step 2

Answer the nudge

If Harold nudges you, do the thing on the ticket or reply to the email. Either counts.

Step 3

Ask when stuck

Reply to any mail from wai@. Harold reads it.